{"id":767,"date":"2009-04-24T16:22:51","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T16:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scientopia.org\/blogs\/goodmath\/2009\/04\/24\/yet-another-bible-code-bozo\/"},"modified":"2009-04-24T16:22:51","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T16:22:51","slug":"yet-another-bible-code-bozo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.goodmath.org\/blog\/2009\/04\/24\/yet-another-bible-code-bozo\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Bible Code Bozo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I&#8217;m trying to get back into my routine, after being really devastated by losing my<br \/>\ndog. To people who don&#8217;t love dogs, it probably seems silly to be so upset over an animal, but<br \/>\nhe was really a member of the family, and losing him really knocked me for a loop.<\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;m trying to first get caught up on my book schedule, so I haven&#8217;t had time for any<br \/>\nsubstantial blog posts. But while I was bumming around, a comment showed up on one of my old<br \/>\nposts. For background, several times in the past, I&#8217;ve written about the Lords Witnesses, a<br \/>\nJehovah&#8217;s Witness spinoff group that claims to have discovered a &#8220;bible code&#8221; by which prophecies<br \/>\nare embedded in the bible. They&#8217;ve been predicting that Manhattan will be hit by an atomic bomb.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve proposed somewhere around 20 different dates. Their latest prediction was April 4th of<br \/>\nthis year.<\/p>\n<p> My last post about the Lord&#8217;s Witnesses and their goofy prophesies was <a href=\"http:\/\/scientopia.org\/blogs\/goodmath\/2006\/08\/return-of-the-bible-code-bozos\">back in 2006<\/a>. But this week, a <a href=\"http:\/\/scientopia.org\/blogs\/goodmath\/2006\/08\/return-of-the-bible-code-bozos#comment-1576620\">new comment<\/a> on that post showed up. <\/p>\n<p> It&#8217;s an amusing comment. The gist of it is that <em>he<\/em> has discovered the<br \/>\none true bible code; that everyone else who&#8217;s found bible codes is really just being<br \/>\nduped by Satan, and that anyone who doesn&#8217;t accept the truth of his one true<br \/>\nbible code is an agent of Satan.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p> The whole bible code phenomenon frankly fascinates me. We human beings &#8211; and in my opinion,<br \/>\nany intelligent beings capable of natural thought &#8211; are inevitably natural pattern-seekers. It&#8217;s<br \/>\njust the nature of intelligence: we try to understand the world, and understanding comes from<br \/>\nrecognizing patterns, and using those patterns to create models of how things work. The<br \/>\nbible codes are, to me, a really fascinating meta-example of this: people search for all sorts<br \/>\nof bizarre and obscure structures that produce patterns in their holy texts; and then people like<br \/>\nme look at all of the people who do that, and see patterns of similarity in how they<br \/>\nobsessively find patterns.<\/p>\n<p> But anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.outersecrets.com\/real\/biblecode2.htm\">back to the code<\/a>.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not really particularly different from any of the other rubbish out there. But it&#8217;s very<br \/>\namusing, both because of the way it makes the same old mistakes, and by the sheer hubris of the<br \/>\nguy behind it.<\/p>\n<p> His code is basically a combination of skip codes and gematria.<\/p>\n<p> For those unfamiliar, skip codes are a method where you select a text, select a starting<br \/>\npoint, and then pick every Nth letter. The resulting letters are strung together, and you select<br \/>\nthe word boundaries. The &#8220;codes&#8221; discovered by this are basically words that can be formed from<br \/>\nconsecutive letters in a skip sequence.<\/p>\n<p> Gematria is an old Jewish thing, which originally came from the fact that in Hebrew, you use<br \/>\nthe same characters for writing letters and numbers &#8211; which means that every word can be<br \/>\ninterpreted as a number, and many numbers can be interpreted as words. So Jewish mystics,<br \/>\nprimarily in Eastern Europe, became fascinated with studying the Torah by looking for ways of finding information based on converting back and forth between letters and numbers.<\/p>\n<p> In more modern times, tons of crackpots have latched on to gematria. Only instead of learning<br \/>\nhebrew, they just create numerical mappings for english letters, and then do it in english. It<br \/>\ndoesn&#8217;t work nearly as well, but given enough input data, almost any process can create some<br \/>\namount of seemingly interesting output. (Hebrew works better than english for gematria because<br \/>\nvowels aren&#8217;t written, so you only have consonants; almost all words have three-consonant roots;<br \/>\nmost three-consonant combinations are a word-root; and most conjugations are done by either<br \/>\nmodifying the (unwritten) vowels, or by adding suffixes to words. So, for example, the word<br \/>\n&#8220;boy&#8221; in hebrew is YeLeD; the word girl is YaLDa.)<\/p>\n<p> Anyway&#8230; Our crackpot friend is using skip-codes plus gematria on the King James translation of the bible. What makes him interesting is that he believe that he is a prophet, and that<br \/>\nthere are codes in the bible to verify that fact. In fact, pretty much <em>all<\/em> of his<br \/>\nsupposed bible-code work is really just trying to prove that he is a prophet.<\/p>\n<p> In terms of math, it&#8217;s really just same-old, same-old. As I said at the beginning, humans<br \/>\nare very good at finding patterns. If we&#8217;re sufficiently determined to put in the time<br \/>\nand try enough combinations, we can find patterns in anything. Take something<br \/>\nsubstantial like the complete new testament, and you&#8217;ve got something in the vicinity<br \/>\nof 4 million characters &#8211; and that&#8217;s <em>plenty<\/em> of room for searching. You can<br \/>\nfind pretty much anything you want.<\/p>\n<p> To be a bit more specific about his stuff&#8230; He uses a piece of software that allows you to do<br \/>\nsearches through the bible with various skip distances &#8211; both positive and negative. He then picks<br \/>\nquestions, and selects arbitrary words from the questions, and does searches. Then he takes the<br \/>\nnumber of hits for his selected words, and adds them up &#8211; and looks for correspondences with the<br \/>\nnumbers corresponding to his particular target words. His targets are, for the most part, pretty<br \/>\ntypical: &#8220;God&#8221;, &#8220;Jesus&#8221;, &#8220;Messiah&#8221;. But also &#8220;Prophet Sean&#8221;, &#8220;Sean Proudler&#8221;, &#8220;K. Sean<br \/>\nProudler&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p> What are some of his results? He wants to search for the answer &#8220;What is the mark of christ?&#8221;.<br \/>\nHe pulls out first the word &#8220;mark&#8221; &#8211; that&#8217;s going to be what he searches for. Then he takes the<br \/>\nword &#8220;christ&#8221;, and uses it to set the skip distances to search, using its numerical<br \/>\nvalue of 462. But since he needs a range of search distances, he arbitrarily decides to add 1000 to it, and searches for references to &#8220;mark&#8221;, using skip distances ranging from 462 to 1462. Why those numbers?  Why 1462 instead of 2462, or<br \/>\n10462? Because 1462 is the one that works. Using that, the number of matches for &#8220;mark&#8221; is 462.\n<\/p>\n<p> Another one, he asks &#8220;What is the mark of jesus christ, jesus?&#8221;.<br \/>\nHe sets the skip range from -906 (the english gematria for &#8220;jesus christ&#8221;) to +888 (the greek gematria code for &#8220;Jesus&#8221;), and searches for the word &#8220;mark&#8221;, and comes up with 906 hits.<\/p>\n<p> He plays with all sorts of similarly stupid stuff. Because of the way that he uses both wrapping, and ranges of skip codes, he&#8217;s gotten even sillier than the usual bible code stuff. If you can pick any range of skip distances, and any search string, you can come up<br \/>\nwith  pretty much any answer you want.<\/p>\n<p> Where he gets really fun, though, is when he starts trying to prove his own prophet-hood. He<br \/>\nstarts off by asserting &#8220;Scientists say that jesus was born on June 17th in the year 2BC.&#8221; I&#8217;d  never heard that one before. Doing a Google search, one guy claims that studying astronomical records, they&#8217;ve identified the &#8220;Christmas star&#8221;, and it would have been visible around<br \/>\nJune 17th, 2BC. Ok, so he didn&#8217;t <em>totally<\/em> make this up. But then he decides<br \/>\nthat he wants to check if that&#8217;s true. He searches for &#8220;born on&#8221; &#8211; the phrase;<br \/>\n&#8220;six one&#8221; &#8211; again, the phrase, not the individual words; &#8220;seven&#8221;, and &#8220;ii bc&#8221;. He uses skip distances ranging from 1 to 522 (the gematria of &#8220;truth&#8221;). The result<br \/>\nis that &#8220;born on&#8221; occurs 9 times, &#8220;six one&#8221; occurs once; &#8220;seven&#8221; occurs 387 times, and &#8220;ii bc&#8221; occurs 491 times. Those add up to 888 &#8211; which is the greek gematria for &#8220;jesus&#8221;. From<br \/>\nthis and a similar exercise (using skip ranges from 1 to 1617 &#8211; why? because &#8220;6\/17&#8221; is<br \/>\nJune 17th, and it just works if you add the one prefix), he concludes that yes indeed,<br \/>\njesus was born on June 17th. <\/p>\n<p> I&#8217;ll bet you can&#8217;t guess our loony friend&#8217;s birthday, can you? Why it&#8217;s June 17th!<\/p>\n<p> So he&#8217;s supposedly born on the same day as Jesus. What more could proof could you possibly ask<br \/>\nfor that he&#8217;s a prophet?<\/p>\n<p> How about this. If you take his first initial, K, in his gematria system, it&#8217;s got the numeric<br \/>\nvalue &#8220;66&#8221;. Now, if you do a search of the King James bible, using skip distances from 1 to 66,<br \/>\nand you search for the word &#8220;mark&#8221;, you&#8217;ll get 156 &#8211; the gematria for &#8220;god&#8221;. If you search for<br \/>\n&#8220;born&#8221;, you&#8217;ll get 906 hits, the gematria for &#8220;jesus christ&#8221;. And if you search for &#8220;return&#8221;,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll get 444 hits &#8211; the english gematria for jesus.<\/p>\n<p> But that&#8217;s not all. If you ignore his first name, and use &#8220;Sean Proudler&#8221;, the gematria for<br \/>\nhis name in english is the same as the gematria for &#8220;jesus&#8221; in greek.<\/p>\n<p> Not enough? If you search for &#8220;Jesus&#8217;s&#8221;, &#8220;Sean&#8217;s&#8221;, &#8220;blood&#8221;, and &#8220;line&#8221;, using skips from 1 to<br \/>\n522 (the gematria value of &#8220;truth&#8221;, the sum of the number of hits is 8882. And &#8220;888&#8221; is the<br \/>\ngematria code for both &#8220;jesus&#8221; (in greek) and &#8220;Sean Proudler&#8221; (in english), and since there are<br \/>\ntwo of them, it ends in 2!<\/p>\n<p> Wow! What are the odds?<\/p>\n<p> Roughly 100%. If you can play any numeric games you want, and interpret the results<br \/>\nany way you want, you can get any results you want. If I were willing to actually pay<br \/>\nfor a copy of the software he used, I&#8217;ll guarantee that I could find something to support<br \/>\nthe argument that &#8220;John Lennon is god&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p> But I&#8217;m probably just saying that because I&#8217;m an agent of Satan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to get back into my routine, after being really devastated by losing my dog. To people who don&#8217;t love dogs, it probably seems silly to be so upset over an animal, but he was really a member of the family, and losing him really knocked me for a loop. 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