To be honest, I haven’t been following the Carnival of Math much since it’s inception; my new job keeps me busy enough that I barely have time to keep the blog going, and so I haven’t really looked much at recent editions. In fact, I completely forgot that I was hosting it again until I started receiving
Much to my disappointment, it appears that spam has managed to invade even the carnivals. Close to half of the submissions that I received were blatant spam, including one for a penis-enlargement pill. But hey, when a theme hits me in the face, I run with it. So, welcome to the Carnival of Math: Spam Edition!
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For those of you who just want to be able to see the articles, here’s the list, in table form.
|Anne Glamore||Beyonce and I Fail Long Division|
|Charles Daney||Rings and Ideals|
|Dave Marain||Educating our best and brightest: Alec Klein Interview|
|Dave Marain||Last minute PSAT prep|
|David Eppstein||Batting Averages|
|jd2718||Puzzle: last one left over|
|Mark Dominus||The square of the Catalan Sequence|
|Mark Dominus||Relatively prime polynomials over Z2|
|Martin Cooke||Two “proofs” that 1 + 1 = 0|
|Slawomir Kolodynski||Groups and neutral elements|