Category Archives: Humor

Suddenly, I feel… coordinated

This is about as off-topic as it gets, but I can’t resist posting. Y’see, I’m a spectacularly uncoordinated person. I can trip over nothing. If you throw me a ball, the chances of my being able to catch it are frighteningly low. When I was in high school, my physics teacher invented the Carroll Scale of Spasticity for measuring the incidents in which I damaged or destroyed a lab experiment by tripping or bumping things (and he was still telling students about it 6 years later when my sister’s friends were in his class).

So this video is amazing. It makes me feel coordinated. It makes the kinds of things that happen to me look downright mild. This was a live TV broadcast. It’s just eight seconds long. Enjoy!