Bible Code Bozos

Earlier this week, I posted [a brief article][nyc-boom] about the [“True Bible Code”][tbc] folks who claimed that NYC was going to be hit by a terrorist nuclear weapon this weekend.
I was looking at the rest of their site to see what their “true bible code” was. I was expecting something along the lines of the gap codes or yet another low-budget gematria. It turns out to be much more humorous than either of those.
Most of the bible-code type nonsense you find is based on simple rules. There’s a good reason for that: the more complex the rules get, the more likely they are to be artifacts. The more elaborate the rule, the less convincing it’s going to be as a real code, and the more likely it is to be an artifact of the natural structure of the language combined with that human pattern-finding ability.
The gap-coding is a good example of what a hidden-code system might really look like. It’s not obvious; but it’s simple enough to be able to look for the patterns. If it had turned out that the bible really had patterns coded that way, but you couldn’t find similar patterns in other texts, that would have been interesting. (In the original publication, they claimed only the old testament contained those patterns; but numerous folks [have shown that claim to be false][bc-debunk]. It’s an artifact of the natural structure of the hebrew language.)
In contrast – the more complex a system of rules gets, the more it includes special cases, conditions, alternatives, and subjective choices, the less likely it is to have any possibility of representing anything real. Language is complicated enough that if you take any text, and start adding rules, you can develop a system of rules which will describe properties of that text.
It’s a lot like working with machine learning algorithms. A machine learning algorithm is trained by taking a sequence of stuff as input (called training data), and analyzing it. The idea is that you feed it a bunch of data that has some property that you’re interested in; and after it’s been trained, it will be able to recognize other things with that property. Some machine learning algorithms [like decision trees][decision-tree] actually generate human-readable rules to describe the procedure it’s going to follow. One other thing that these kinds of algorithms can often do is provide an *exemplar*: a datum that is a typical example of a datum that matches a rule.
When you use machine learning on a set of data, and you set the parameters to make it very sensitive, very precisely selecting properties of the input data, you tend to get very strange, elaborate rules. For example, on the linked wiki page, they show a decision tree for helping you determine whether or not you should play golf on a particular day. Some of the rules are things like “If it’s sunny and the humidity is less than 70%, then you should play”. If the parameters were set to be too sensitive, you might end up with a rule like “If it’s sunny, and the humidity is greater than 12% and less than 42%, or greater than 51% but less than 68%, and it’s a tuesday or friday before 12pm in the summer, or it’s a wednesday after 4pm in the autumn, and at least one person you’re going to play with has a name that starts with ‘J’ or ‘P’, then you should play.”
The point of this little aside is that if you’re determined to find a set of rules that specifically describes one particular set of data, you can. But it’s going to be a very bizzare set of rules that really makes no sense.
So… Back to these “True Bible Code” guys. They’ve got incredibly elaborate rules. Twenty of them. Each of which has multiple cases and conditions. Let me give an example – what they call [the symbolic structure principle][tbc-symbolic] – which is one of their initial rules, and *not* one of the most complicated.
>Every literal account in the bible has the normal literal meaning.
>Every non literal account, such as a dream, a parable or a vision, has a
>straightforward symbolic meaning, which is the symbolic meaning of the
>events described in the account. We call this the Event Symbolic meaning, or
>the Event Symbolism.
>Every interpretational sub account in the bible has its normal literal
>meaning which describes the event symbolic meaning of one or more symbolic
>sub accounts. If the interpretation has symbolic sections then these have
>event symbolic meanings.
>Every account in the bible, which:
>[1] contains a ‘countable noun’, which is a noun acting as a noun (or a
>participle which declines as a noun which is used as a noun, such as a
>’baker’ – the one causing [things] to be baked – a Hiphil participle in
>Hebrew) which is repeated an even number of times (wherein all repeated
>words take the same meaning in the literal account or in the event
>symbolism), and which does not contain a double designation – see [Code6b]
>or which
>[2] has a parallel account elsewhere in the bible,
>has a further set of one, two, three or four (so far as we have found) word
>symbolic meanings.
>The number of Word Symbolic meanings in a sub account is determined by the
>Successive Designations Principle below – see [Code6b]. These greater
>meanings are in addition to the literal meaning, in the case of a literal
>account, and are in addition to the straightforward symbolic meaning, the
>event symbolic meaning, in the case of a symbolic account such as a dream, a
>vision or a parable. They are in addition to the literal/event symbolic
>meaning of an interpretational sub account.
>If a bible account contains an interpretational subaccount (typically an
>interpretation from Jesus, Daniel or Joseph), then the literal meaning of
>the interpretation is the event symbolic meaning of the symbolic subaccount
>which it is interpreting. Obviously since the narrative is also literal, its
>literal meaning sets the scene for the event symbolic meaning of all of its
>symbolic subaccounts.
>The first word symbolic meaning of any interpretational subaccount is the
>first word symbolic meaning of the symbolic subaccount which it interprets.
>Furthermore the existence of a first word symbolic thread in an
>interpretational subaccount unites the first word symbolic meaning of the
>narrative to the first word symbolic meaning of the symbolic subaccount
>which the interpretation is explaining.
>Likewise the second, third, fourth word symbolic meanings of any
>interpretational subaccount (if they exist) are the second third fourth word
>symbolic meanings of the symbolic subaccount which it interprets.
>Furthermore the existence of a second, third, fourth word symbolic thread in
>an interpretational subaccount unites the second, third, fourth word
>symbolic meaning of the narrative to the second, third, fourth word symbolic
>meaning of the symbolic subaccount which the interpretation is explaining.
>Likewise the non existence of a first second third fourth word symbolic
>thread in an interpretational subaccount decouples the first second third
>fourth word symbolic meaning of the symbolic account which it interprets
>from the first second third fourth word symbolic meanings of the narrative
After that whopper of a rule, they go through six examples; followed by four “proofs”. The proofs are pretty much indistinguishable from the examples. For example, here’s the shortest one, the fourth “proof”.
>Finally we have the shortest parable in the bible which is:
>33 Another illustration he spoke to them: The kingdom of the heavens is like
>leaven, which a woman took and hid in three large measures of flour, until
>the whole mass was fermented/leavened (Matthew 13).
>Ok, you young paduan learners! If it is the most insignificant and smallest
>of the parables in the whole bible, then what does this tell you about its
>spiritual meaning in this upside down world in which we live?
>Yes, it is the greatest of them all in meaning. Well, the event symbolic
>meaning is as follows:
>The woman is the holy spirit, the leaven is the bible code, and the three
>lumps of flour are the literal, the event symbolic and the account symbolic
>meanings of the bible. When the whole mass is fermented/leavened (decoded),
>then we can truly eat the whole book and see both the code and the truth and
>God and the true religion and his plan and his love and his humour and his
>righteousness, and our total and utter pretentiousness and stupidity
>stretching over 3500 years. As regards the account symbolic meaning of
>Matthew 13:33 and the parallel account in Luke 13:20 please see section[69].
>This leaven is not the wicked teachings of the Pharisees but is rather the
>good teachings of the true priesthood of God. This website is the result of
>such leaven. We are expanding the bread of heaven to make it fully
This looks a *lot* like what I would expect as the output from a rule-generating machine learning system – right down to that so-called “proof”, which isn’t a proof, but an examplar. As a computer scientist, if I saw my system generating a rule like this, my reaction would be to adjust the parameters – because I’m clearly generating garbage. For *any* large set of documents, you *can* come up with a set of rules that matches them. The question is, do they matter? Do they have any real meaning, or are they just coincidental? The answer is usually that elaborate multicondition rules, particularly when they involve subjective terms, is that they’re meaningless coincidence. Like the ones here.

0 thoughts on “Bible Code Bozos

  1. Joseph j7uy5

    If I understand your point, this is a specific case of a more general phenomenon: if you have any large set of data, there will be some apparent patterns somewhere in the data set. Some of those patterns will be so seemingly improbable that they will seem to mean something.
    For example, If you rolled a dice ten times, and got a 6 every time, you would be tmepted to assume that meant something. (The dice is rigged.)
    However, if you rolled enough times, sooner or later there would be a string of 10 sixes. As tempting as it may be to believe that the string means something, the fact is, it means nothing.
    Take a large set of words, like a bible. There will be patterns in it somewhere. If you are free to define a set of rules for interpreting those patterns, you can find “evidence” for just about any conclusion you want. But it means nothing.

  2. Mark Chu-Carroll

    It’s actually slightly worse than that. The point that I was trying to make wasn’t that you’ll eventually find something like 5 heads in a row if you keep flipping coins.
    What I’m pointing out is something more like: if you flip a coin 1000 times, and you’re *sure* that there’s a pattern, then you’ll probably be able to find a thoroughly bizzare one – not something as simple as “somewhere in the 1000 flips, there’ll be 5 heads in a row”; but something like “every time you see 3 heads in a row starting on an even numbered flip, then the 13th flip after that will be tails, unless there was an intervening sequence of three tails.”
    If you’re willing to make the rules elaborate enough, you can make rules to fit almost anything.

  3. RealityRules

    >(In the original publication, they claimed only the old testament contained those patterns; but numerous folks >have shown that claim to be false. It’s an artifact of the natural structure of the hebrew language.)
    If these patterns are really an artifact of the structure of biblical Hebrew, I should only expect patterns in the old testament. The new testament is written in Greek/Aramaic.


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